|Clean the bathroom later--you've got a movie to see!|
Don your ruffliest shirt, shrug on your must resplendent velvet jacket and shine up your fangs because What We Do In The Shadows premieres tonight and you know the whole vampire community is going to be there.
|Remember this is the sexy you'll have to compete with.|
Alternatively, if you're not a vampire, fill your messenger bag with garlic and bottled holy water. Maybe bring that squirt gun you filled with holy water from the It Follows premiere. And wear your biggest crucifix, but you know, keep it covered. It's just considerate with vampires present.
|You don't want to cause eye-bleeding. It's inconsiderate. And gross.|
You should be fine. Really.
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS screening times:
Fri. Sept. 12th, 11:59 PM, RYERSON
Sat. Sept. 13th, 9:30 PM, SCOTIABANK 12
Sun. Sept. 14th, 3:45 PM, SCOTIABANK 3