|Vampire Prosecutor is prosecuting so hard right now.|
To recap, Count Orlok was declared most adorably terrifying vampire, while certain New Zealand vampires declared Deacon from What We Do In The Shadows the sexiest. Dracula continues to maintain he's sexiest.
Vampire Prosecutor Min ruled both Carmilla and Countess Bathory "unsexiest" by default because they disappeared during arbitartion. Human servant Renfield testified in a sworn affadavit that Carmilla and the Countess had slipped away to one of the Countess' special rooms for "special time."
|"special time" is in session.|
However, actor and MM Alumnus Simon Yam has declared himself not only the sexiest vampire, but also the most handsome, most amazingly dressed vampire and King of the Vampires. And has submitted the following evidence in support of his claim.
But can the so-called King of the Vampires compete with this Prince of Darkness?
|Vampires are convinced this is a sexy look.|
Or these hot guys?
Or come within three miles of this?
|Could anyone come within three miles of this?|
After reviewing seven hours of footage and brooding over the case on his favorite rooftop, Vampire Prosecutor Min he ruled that he himself is not only Sexiest Male Vampire, but Sexiest Vampire.
|"Case closed," Vampire Prosecutor says, slipping on his aviators.|
Decide for yourself and feel the sexy power of Deacon with the last two screenings of What We Do In The Shadows!
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS screening times:
Saturday, Sept 15th 9:30 PM, SCOTIABANK 12
Sunday, Sept 14th 3:45 PM, SCOTIABANK 3