Watch Responsibly! Remember if you are in it for the long haul, to get enough sleep, and to stay hydrated, for all of our sakes! Don't let this happen again!
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| DAY 1 |
So things start out well enough, fun to be had from all sides, hygiene is at an all time high.
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| DAY 2 |
Holding up okay! Maybe caught an extra movie or two, ain't no thang.
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| DAY 3 |
Didn't shower.
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| DAY 4 |
Facade starting to crack, but can't stop watching the midnight movies. Balanced breakfast be damned!
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| DAY 5 |
Eyes starting to bulge and twitch from not wanting to miss any frames. Lucid viewing replaces REM sleep.
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| DAY 6 |
Constant Caffeine shakes like you're having your own personal earth quake. Age five years over night.
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| DAY 7 |
Corner turned: Second wind! Now have watched a whole week of midnight madness without any responsible adjustment! Sleep is for babies!
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| DAY 8 |
Still enjoying Midnight Madness, but overload has caused your brain to short out. Basic motor functions still intact.
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| DAY 9 |
Having neglected your basic human needs, you're forced to attack a fresher audience member for their vital juices.
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| DAY 10 |
Out break. Zombies systematically taken down by covert TIFF operatives - as the problem is contained, the final suspicious elements are covered-up with the annual Toronto Zombie Walk.
Remember! The cycle can be broken by any time by water, sleep, or a nutritious trans-fat free breakfast.
Hahaha...covered up with the annual Toronto Zombie Walk....
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I would be dead by day 2.