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Ian Goring: "Was I the only one?" |
MM Photographer Ian Goring went home and covered his mirror right after the premiere of Oculus. I doubt he was the only one. You still have time before the screenings tomorrow and Sunday. It really is best to be proactive in this matters. So: Cover your mirrors!
Also, since we really don't know what is going to happen in The Afflicted tonight here are some basic proactive measures to take:
Do not touch unidentifiable goo! (Do I even need to tell you not to eat it?)
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Even the poster tells you not to! |
Stay away from "Blood Glaciers!"
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See that? Stay away! |
Do not experiment on apparently dead alien creatures you discover--and if your boss makes you and you really think its necessary, wear protective clothing and keep the critter contained. You don't want that in you.
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This antarctic giant isopod stands for all things that could get in you. |
Do not annoy old women, and if you do, immediately apologize.
"I aplogize for my thoughtless and cruel remark about your dentures." |
And most of all: Stay away from dead ladies wherever you find them--naked on gurneys, naked in space ships, in decaying forest mansions wearing fashions from 300 years ago.
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This here? This is really bad waiting to happen. |
This is not a drill.
THE
AFFLICTED Screening Times:
Monday,
Sept 9th, 11:59 PM RYERSON
Wednesday,
Sept 11th, 8:45 PM SCOTIABANK 9
OCULUS
Screening Times:
Tuesday,
Sept 10th, 4:15 PM SCOTIABANK 14
Sunday,
Sept 15th, 6:00 PM SCOTIABANK 11
THE
STATION Screening Times:
Friday,
Sept 13th, 9:15 PM SCOTIABANK 9
WITCHING
AND BITCHING Screening Times:
Saturday,
Sept 14th, 11:59 PM RYERSON
Sunday,
Sept 15th, 12:00 PM SCOTIABANK 14
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