Showing posts with label ghost isopods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ghost isopods. Show all posts

9/19/15

THE MIND'S EYE: Final Screening!


Today's your last chance to see The Mind's Eye at TIFF. If you don't see it now, how will you ever know if that man is really levitating that ax with his mind.

Maybe he's catching an ax tossed by Thing With An Ax, who you might remember from Joe Begos' previous MM film, Almost Human.


Really, so close to human. With an ax. Humans like axes.


Or was it the terrifying powers of the Ghost Isopod--perhaps, though I shudder to even mention it, the result of... an intimate haunting.


Ghost Isopod! GHOST ISOPOD!


THE MIND'S EYE Final Screening:
Sat. Sept. 19, 7:00 PM SCOTIABANK 10

9/11/14

THE EDITOR Premieres Tonight!


The Editor premieres tonight, so pull on your black leather gloves, don your featureless mask and hope that the film can somehow explain your dreams of blood or who that mysterious woman is who you seem to remember but have never met... or so your friends claim...

Does this little girl seem familiar? Is she a Murder Scout?

Is your home filled with mannequins?

Do you dream of strange creatures?

Only The Editor can help you now.


THE EDITOR screening times:
Thu. Sept. 11th, 11:59 PM, RYERSON
Fri. Sept. 12th, 9:15 AM, SCOTIABANK 3
Sat. Sept. 13th, 6:15 PM, SCOTIABANK 4

9/9/14

IT FOLLOWS Final Screening!


Can't find your car keys? Then bike or take the subway to the Scotiabank theater! Just don't forget your protection--and best get it blessed--because no one wants an intimate haunting.

Not even ghost isopods want intimate hauntings.

IT FOLLOWS Final Screening: 
Tue., Sept. 9th, 4:00 PM, SCOTIABANK 9

9/7/14

IT FOLLOWS Premieres Tonight!

Have you talked to your doctor about the heartbreak of intimate hauntings?

It Follows premieres tonight! And we suggest you best take whatever precautions you think practical or advisable. We're not entirely sure what might protect you, but almost anything is better than the heartbreak of colon ghosts, possessed fetuses and anal and/or vaginal hauntings. Seriously,  no one wants to hear these words.

She's going to need a specialist.


You could wear a sacred symbol or bring a squirt gun full of holy water. Or maybe just "accidentally" spill a circle of protective sea salt around your seat during the screening. And just keep a general eye out for isopods, especially ghost isopods. I don't want to think about what they might do.

Ghost Isopods could happen at any time


[Please do not bring squirt guns full of holy water or sprinkle a protective circle of salt around yourself in the theater. The smell of burning ghosts and ectoplasm could disturb other patrons. Thanks. ~The Editor]

IT FOLLOWS screening times:
Sun., Sept. 7th, 11:59 PM, RYERSON
Tue., Sept. 9th, 4:00 PM, SCOTIABANK 9